August 07, 2009: Stuff I want to talk about, with no to Talk to... punk...
So I recently bought a transformer toy for the sere fact that it's vehicle mode's a Bi-Plane. One thing should understand about me is this: I like biplanes. I think biplanes are the coolest looking planes ever to be created, and every design after it is dull an uninvented. I believe sci-fi battleships should be modeled after them. X-wings may share a little resemblance to bipanes, but enough to be awesome. I can't think of a single of a single vehicle, real or fictitious, that looks more awesome than a Biplane. They just look straight out sweet, to such a degree of sweetness that it would give sugar cane diabetes. And a sugar high.
And make Rice Krispses (<- probably misspelled, but I don't care) taste good.
The regular rice krispses, the ones jealous of it's chocolate younger brother who's more awesome and lovable than it is.
But I digress. So, I just love biplanes. This same toy we aformed my fear my recent purchase of a Deadpool figure (the awesome comic book verson, not that godmodding movie version. death to Weapon XI*) that todays action figures (not a doll, because these are poseable and would spit on a barbie dream house in favor of Duke's Dream Pink War Base with free pony rides and a Lovely kitchen in a nice british village outside of Liverpool**) are getting so weak and flimsy compared to the ones by brother would buy back in his day***! I mean, Deadpool's legs won't stay in a pose that'll keep him standing on my desk, Ravage**** in robot form looks like a happy meal toy******, but that's made up for the awesome Biplane form.
One last thing of note*******: To this point, Ransack's been a: Grasshopper, WWII fighterplane (may or may not be a Biplane. I love Biplanes.), pickup truck, steam shovel, motorcytcle, and now a Biplane. Random Trivia man AWAY!
*Incidentally, Weapon I's Captain America.
**I'm so lonely...
***I've always been content with playing with Bro's toys as I saw no need to pay me own money when he'd already bought all the manly action toys I needed.
Incidently, I have no idea what I spent my allowence on. Probably just keep lose it willy nilly.
****It's Name of the Transformer*****
*****I've become Terry Pratchett!
****** Incidentally, Mcdonald's is the world's number one toy distributer.
*******In the case you didn't notice, every fott note began with "I". This was a intriguing accident up to this one, which was on purpose.