I know that Sheik's technically a girl, since he/she's really Zelda in disguise, but King made an executive decision and says Sheik's male, and a ninja. Live with it.

This is one of my favorite story arcs. Also, I thinks it's Meta Knight who's talking in the first panel. Also, Shiek IS a ninja, everyone knows that! Right?

I've already got numerous articles in my Multiversal Journal. So if you want to learn about the workings of the Multiverse(at the least my version of it), check it out.